Manly Man Thread

[Scotty's Flat Top]

Summoning all real men of the board. Let's talk chainsaws, lawnmowers, power tools, cold beer, hot women, straight razor shaving methods, large caliber firearms and anything else that is man.

 

[Scotty's Flat Top]

Got my eye on a STIHL MS 290 Farm Boss, you guys.

 

[Archer]

I just bought a machete.

 

[GreatWhiteNorth]

My current arsenal:

Browning 20ga Side-By-Side
Walter P99 .40cal
Glock 22 .40cal
Glock 27 .40cal
Glock 21 .45cal

Need to pick up an AR-15 soon.

 

[GreatWhiteNorth]

Also...

 

[TBreazy]

Thread should be named Scotty still trying to convince himself he isn't gay volume 4

 

[Falco]

Got my eye on a STIHL MS 290 Farm Boss, you guys.

Nice.


SN: Nothing makes me feel manlier than being able to fix something that's broken/malfunctioning, nothing makes me more of a p***y than when I can't.

 

[Falco]

I just bought a machete.

Nothing manlier than a tool that doubles as a weapon imo.

 

[Archer]

Nothing manlier than a tool that doubles as a weapon imo.

Exactly; use it in the coffee fields and if that roosters tries to eff with me again while I'm watching the Vols/Braves, then I'll be eating some fried chicken.

 

[Scotty's Flat Top]

My current arsenal:

Browning 20ga Side-By-Side
Walter P99 .40cal
Glock 22 .40cal
Glock 27 .40cal
Glock 21 .45cal

Need to pick up an AR-15 soon.

Have you seen the slide fire bump stocks for the ARs? Takes some getting accustomed to, but puts out insane speed.

 

[Scotty's Flat Top]

Nothing manlier than a tool that doubles as a weapon imo.

This right here. Machetes and crowbars forever.

 

[Scotty's Flat Top]

I just bought a machete.

Congrats on the purchase, this may be your best idea since the bake sale.

 

[Scotty's Flat Top]

Thread should be named Scotty still trying to convince himself he isn't gay volume 4

Take note gents, a hater ^^^

 

[GreatWhiteNorth]

Have you seen the slide fire bump stocks for the ARs? Takes some getting accustomed to, but puts out insane speed.

I've seen them, they look pretty impressive. Not sure I'd be authorized to make that mod to an AR that I'm qualified on to carry on duty, though. Would have to look into it.

 

[Vercingetorix]

Can I post in this thread if I'm at a playground? TIA

 

[Scotty's Flat Top]

Can I post in this thread if I'm at a playground? TIA

Of course. A manly man doubles as a good father to his spawns. Unless, you are at the playground by yourself. And in that case, keep your distance from me.

 

[BenTenn]

I cant post long, im at work, at my construction job.

 

[Scotty's Flat Top]

Blue collar man, nice.

 

[TBreazy]

White collar or gtfo

 

[wU-Tang Vol]

White collar or gtfo

Neil Caffrey is a manly man. He's all about them in real life..